I HAVE NO WORDS

[18:53] <@Saman|Sleep> I'm totally putting this on repeat, time to see if I can dream of great socialist republic
[18:54] <CLG-SCZ> FUCKING HELL
[18:54] <CLG-SCZ> I SPEND TWO WEEKS TRYING TO BEAT THIS GAME
[18:54] <CLG-SCZ> SIT THROUGH ALL THE BULLSHIT HARD PADDING
[18:54] <Della> what game
[18:54] <CLG-SCZ> Survival Crisis Z
[18:54] <CLG-SCZ> AND I BEAT IT
[18:54] <CLG-SCZ> AND I LEAVES EVERY SINGLE PLOT THREAD UNSOLVED AND GIVES ME A 'or is it?' ENDING
[18:55] <CLG-SCZ> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:55] <Della> FFFFFFFF
[18:55] <Della> I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT
[18:55] <Ashel> how did you not see that coming
[18:55] <Ashel> goddamn
[18:55] <CLG-SCZ> What do you mean
[18:55] <CLG-SCZ> Okay
[18:55] <CLG-SCZ> Lemme set it up
[18:55] <Ashel> SCZ is a dick to you the whole time
[18:55] <CLG-SCZ> You beat the last boss
[18:55] <CLG-SCZ> You're standing outside
[18:55] <CLG-SCZ> Your character philosiphises about how beating him has had no effect on anything
[18:56] <CLG-SCZ> and the screen fades to bacl
[18:56] <CLG-SCZ> black
[18:56] <CLG-SCZ> thats it
[18:56] <Ashel> yep
[18:56] <CLG-SCZ> just credits
[18:56] <Ashel> that game is a jerkass
[18:56] <CLG-SCZ> You got 500000 points in the arcade?
[18:56] <CLG-SCZ> Fuck you!
[18:56] <CLG-SCZ> You get a lackluster cheat menu!
[18:56] <Della> >Your character philosiphises about how beating him has had no effect on anything
[18:57] <CLG-SCZ> And if you try to go 'Story Session' after beating the game.
[18:57] <CLG-SCZ> You get a black screen and sounds
[18:57] <CLG-SCZ> So
[18:57] <Della> so even the main character realizes that the game is bullshitting him
[18:57] <Della> "all i've done was useless"
[18:57] <CLG-SCZ> if there a good ending, then you have to start the entire game all over again
[18:57] <CLG-SCZ> *is a
[18:58] <CLG-SCZ> If there is no good ending, I am going to send 5 emails a day to the creators.
[18:58] <CLG-SCZ> The first day will be pointing out the game's flaws and its shitty ending.
[18:58] <CLG-SCZ> All the rest will be five pages of swear words.
[18:58] <Della> but what's the game about anyway
[18:59] <Della> faggotry aside
[18:59] <CLG-SCZ> fighting zombies
[18:59] <CLG-SCZ> and stuff
[19:01] *** Zeplin666 quit (Quit: )
[19:02] <CLG-SCZ> It is pretty fun up until episode three
[19:02] <CLG-SCZ> where I had to cheat just to survive
[19:02] <Kyu> [link] <-- Soldiers at Guam: not even a match for your average high school japanese student.
[19:02] <Obligatum_VII> What kind of game was it? What genre, that is
[19:03] <Shyft> Abyssal Exaltations are explicitly handed out by the Deathlords, right?
[19:04] <Della> yes
[19:04] <CLG-SCZ> Isometric shooter
[19:04] <Obligatum_VII> I think the Neverborn can do it too, but rarely do so
[19:04] *** CLG-SCZ changed nick to CAPSLOCKGUY
[19:04] <CAPSLOCKGUY> Okay
[19:04] <CAPSLOCKGUY> I can'
[19:04] <Ranbar> kyu: someone's a little pissed that a bunch of mixed blood mongrels curbstomped the shit out of them a little while ago
[19:04] <CAPSLOCKGUY> t find anything on a 'good' ending.
[19:04] <CAPSLOCKGUY> But
[19:05] <CAPSLOCKGUY> The manual says that the 5th reward of defeating the secret dungeon is ???
[19:05] <CAPSLOCKGUY> So I'm assuming that means either good ending, or shitty fucking easter egg.
[19:06] <CAPSLOCKGUY> its just RHRGHSRGHASRGASDFHSFGBAFFAGGOT
[19:06] <CAPSLOCKGUY> FUCKING FAGGOT DESIGNERS
[19:06] <CAPSLOCKGUY> I HATE THEM SO MUCH
[19:06] <CAPSLOCKGUY> I WANT THEM TO DIE
[19:06] <CAPSLOCKGUY> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
[19:06] <CAPSLOCKGUY> I HAVE NO WORDS
[19:07] <Della> i'd like to say "chill down bro"
[19:07] <Della> but you're right
[19:07] <Obligatum_VII> WHY DO YOU PLAY A GAME THAT ABUSES YOU SO?
[19:07] <Della> and i'd be as angry as you
[19:07] <CAPSLOCKGUY> BECAUSE IT DIDN'T
[19:07] <CAPSLOCKGUY> Its like
[19:07] <CAPSLOCKGUY> okay
[19:07] <CAPSLOCKGUY> lengthy metaphor time.
[19:09] <CAPSLOCKGUY> It's like a date you meet through an internet dating service. You have their doubts about them at first, but when you meet them in real life, they're everything they said they were online. You have fun with them for the most of the date. But as you get towards the end, you start noticing little things that you had previously missed, like that concerning body odour, or that way she says 'the'. Eventually, you keep noticing it over and over again until it becomes unbearable. You start making an excuse for lea
[19:10] <CAPSLOCKGUY> ving, and then they rape you.
[19:10] <CAPSLOCKGUY> That is what playing this game is like.
[19:12] * Della claps
[19:12] <Della> "and then the rape you"
[19:12] <Della> *they
[19:12] <CAPSLOCKGUY> No.
[19:12] <CAPSLOCKGUY> I had they.
[19:12] <Obligatum_VII> fascinating metaphor
[19:13] <CAPSLOCKGUY> On a scale of Socialize 1-5, what was it?
[19:13] <@Saman|Sleep> before I got to sleep, [link] CLG's reaction to the end of the game